#general armstrong

[whoishotteranimepolls]

"Who's Hotter?" Battle of the Top Tier Hotties

Edit for more context: Every character in this poll is either Senshi and everyone knows the meme by now. Has beaten Senshi or if put in a poll mops the floor with the competition and came really close to beating him but didn't quite get there. That's why it's called the Battle of the top tier hotties. I can't put these people in a poll against normal characters too often. It would be a cruel and I normally want fair fights

[i-fucked-your-milkshake]

General Armstrong: *says or does anything*

Me: I could fix her.

[bbqhooligan]

lmao sorry

[radioactive-killjoy]

I just want a world where Armstrong and Buccaneer get to be together

[ziggystardust8675]

Okay so im so very blazed but like if each of the Armstrong sisters had me carnally, four of them could hold each of my limbs down, and if major Armstrong would be doing the fucking. Then they would rotate fucking me and holding a limb. Olivier would be last. She can have whatevers left of me. Let her finish me off.

[yellowsubiesdraws]

fma is a perfect series entirely because of it’s incredible cast of women

like, the story is phenomenal, but the women carry it on their backs without complaint

[tolkienreader1996]

I have to add this.

Forgive me.

[dyingroses]

Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood + textposts

[whoishotteranimepolls]

[purpleguitar]

GAP the series (2022-23) dir. by Nuttapong Wongkaveepairoj

I’m just an average person. There’s nothing special about me. But do you know what I’m hiding inside? Every single day, I admire you. This is me. This is what I want you to know. Even when there’s rain of sorrow and pain, or there’re horrible things that I don’t understand. But I’ll be the one who holds your hand all along. Have faith in me and walk together. From this day onwards, you have me by your side every single day. Rest assured that I will never leave you in tears. If you ever get sad, I’ll paint your entire world...with pink.

[anneowl2803]

Olivia Benson

Leia Organa

Nomi Marks

Amy Ponds

Minerva McGonagall

Elisabeth Doppler

Mary Bonnet

Simone Grove

Regina Mills

Tess Servopoulos

I could name more. It’s not even that hard. I could name more from the same shows.

Name ten female characters you like, you get zapped if it's jsut a male character you call a babygirl or other feminine nicknames because I can't see people calling Lestat coquette again

[emmikay]

Olivier Armstrong: Care to sit? I’m sure you’d like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.

Mustang: Calling me the devil, Olivier? How original.

Olivier Armstrong: Actually, I was calling you a goat. You goat.

[bbqhooligan]

funniest thing about General Armstrong is shes like "COWARD ALEX. If it was ME positioned in Ishval War Of Extermination instead of running away crying I would have stayed there and BOTH protected the people AND personally brought down the operation. Pathetic" and then the Powers That Be try to repeat what they did in Ishval on her territory and she BOTH doesn't allow the blood sacrifice to be from her countrymen AND joins in on the conspiracy to eventually bring the whole thing down so shes like. never exaggerating. not a single word. she did what she said she'd have done, Alex. everyone take notes goddamn.

[poetryincostume]

On October 3rd, Elric asked me what day it was.

I said, ‘How dare you to talk to me, you coward.’

Major General Olivier Mira Armstrong

Traditionally tailored uniform, 2019

Japanese twill, canvas, grosgrain, leather, gilt braid

[relatedtangent]

For a second there LiveWire turned into General Armstrong

I think MAWS's LiveWire should have a podcast to get back to her Shock Jock radio host roots in Superman: TAS. I just think it's hilarious that she was Superman's #1 Radio Hater before she got electricity powers but I get why that origin story would feel a bit dated and feel like a bit of a leap given how soon she's introduced in MAWS. But I think she should still have her own podcast and should get to be a hater for fun and profit.

LiveWire: And we're back with the Live on the Wire livestream, and here today we have former AmazoTech Executive Assistant Alex Luthor here to discuss our ~favorite~ cat-rescuing, job-wrecking, WMD, Superman, and his impact on Metropolis's emergency services and public transit.

Alex: Great to be here, Leslie, longtime listener of the show, love your roasts on FlameBird. Uh, just, quick question before we begin: Why aren't you in jail?

LiveWire: Shut the fuck up, Alex. And now for a word from our sponsor, Blue Apron.

[patron-saints]

the official beginner's guide to olizumi

so! you're a fan of fma or maybe a friend of mine, and you're interested in learning more about the relationship between olivier mira armstrong and izumi curtis! great, you've come to exactly the right place.

if it's been a while since you've seen fma:b, or if you've never seen it and don't mind watching some scenes from the final arc, i recommend getting started with my compilation:

(original video post here)

when i first watched fma:b back in march 2023, i thought i would manage to watch the entire thing without getting obsessed with a wlw ship. i was wrong. the second these two started interacting i immediately became enamored with the trust, respect, and intimacy that they share, and with the way they seemed to find in each other the same steely spirit, grit, and inner sense of self. their ability to communicate their philosophies, despite their differences, and listen to each other with ease and tenderness just. GOT ME. they got me.

get ready for SO MUCH MORE under the cut:

(i was lucky enough to have a chance to draw up a little list of most of my headcanons about them, which can be found here! the most important of which i'd say are that i write them as t4t, and olivier as a stone top!)

if you're convinced of their chemistry just from that, great, my job here is done! but if you don't believe me yet, or you want a little more, it would be my honor to point you in the direction of the first ever fic i wrote for them, "recognition." (tumblr post for chapter 1 here!)

"recognition" can best be described as a 4 chapter old woman yaoi where (almost) nothing happens and two milves fall in love. or if you like, sorry izumi, two very young women navigate the beginnings of a long distance relationship, polyamory, workaholism, and chronic illness. it is sickeningly fluffy, and to date the longest thing i've ever published.

it even comes with an illustration! @wlwsakura did THIS for me:

(original post here) which i will never be over not in one million years!

AND it also comes with a whole entire soundtrack, made by myself and my dearest friend @summerwoodsmoke! kinda a folksy gentle, very sappy vibe. i still listen to it all the time! alex picked some bangers tbh.

for the very first @fma-rareships event, i wrote two little ficlets set in the world of "recognition," which are here and here!

if you're keeping track so far, that's a compilation, a headcanon list, a fic(+ficlets), a commission, and a playlist. but wait, there's more!

so, okay, maybe 23k is too long for you. or maybe fluff isn't your thing. or maybe, somehow, you've made it through all that and you want more. not to worry. i have more.

just this week, i posted "bone deep" (tumblr post here), which is a 5k E rated omegaverse fic that's kind of like recognition on fastforward and if i didn't cut out the sex scenes. and if it was omegaverse. it's the first omega thing i've ever written, but i really wanted a chance to write more in depth about how i see olivier's stone identity, and weirdly this setting gave me the chance to do that!

and now we've covered everything i've made for them...so far. but i want to give a shout out to some others in the rarepairs mines with me, because i'm not the only one who care them!

@machinerismsx's fic "An Open Invitation" is genuinely incredible. it's hilariously funny (there's lines in there i still think about and giggle), and also like. super hot. we didn't know anything about each other's fic projects til after i posted "recognition," but we were stunned to realize we'd written a lot of the exact same plot points, including what i refer to as The Curtis-Armstrong Alliance.

you may have noticed that in my compilation, sig and alex also had like, off the charts chemistry. m and i noticed that too! so in both of our fics, while sig and izumi are still married, they are also each get an armstrong all to themselves, lol.

which brings me to @eggos-esper! my brother-in-arms who is out here as the reigning champ of sigalex! (& you can read the sigalex fic i wrote for him on ao3 here ((or see the tumblr post here!)))

but maybe you're nostalgic for youth. or you like epistolary fics. or maybe you, like me, are deeply obsessed with the miniep "tale of the teacher." if that's you, PLEASE PLEASE check out @baudleaires's fic "Notes from Briggs" it is the cutest thing on planet earth and it had me kicking and squealing the entire time.

maybe you want more art! there's more art!

@iztopher did this one for my birthday and it made me actually scream and then weep:

and @wlwsakura's first piece of them is what made me commission her in the first place:

it's still the photo for one of the groupchats i'm in. it rules.

also, while they're not on tumblr atm, i could not bear to make this list without acknowledging @chillingoose, who is one of my dearest friends and who has come up with some truly stunning things for olizumi as well.

and! and! also @littlebear1537! who loves briggs more than anyone else in the universe!

if i managed to miss anything, my olizumi tag is here! there's not a ton in it at the moment, but there are some jokes, like this one by @heavenlyshadowhunter:

:D

i would LOVE to add more to that tag by any means possible, so if you make anything for olizumi, PLEASE tag me in it! i am also going to work on setting up @olizumi as more of a proper archive too! (edit: i did it! it’s a real blog now!)

thank you so much for reading this incredibly long post, and for giving my girls a chance! <3!